tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Maybe one day we can advance past the world’s oldest misogynistic take that penetration = dominance = masculinity but until then we can know that an ancient greek would like your jokes about pegging and bottoms and whatever. This isn’t a good thing though

Incomplete list of things that should be divorced from gender roles that everybody just forgets somehow:

• Sexual preferences around penetration
• Sexual preferences around domination (this is a separate thing from penetration)
• Body size (both height and weight)
• Hair in general anywhere

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angelicguy:

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thesituation:

genuinely unironically god bless our fucking troops

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dogheadhermitsshed:

Meme my son made

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datadegroove:

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

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durbikins:

durbikins:

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pillsburysoyboy:

ukrainian-groove-metal:

I love the “came back wrong” trope but from the opposite side.

Imagine you are dead. And then you are RIPPED from the embrace of decay into the world of the living again. Your memories are hazy and you don’t recognize any of these people, but they act like they’re close to you? Like they love you? So you try to get your memories back, to act like you belong here, but everybody tries to forget you died. And you can’t. It is omnipresent. And just trying to grapple with that fact pushes the people who “love” you away, and they’re incapable of understanding, and they’re so confused, what’s wrong N̶̄̀O̶͛͗T̷̉́ ̷͋͝Y̴̎̌Ȍ̴̈U̸̓R NÄM̴̃͑E̵̾̇? And you just need them to understand, you aren’t that person! You aren’t! You don’t know who that person is! You don’t know why any of this is happening, but they’re unwilling to bend, they keep insisting you are that person, your memories will come back, everything will be normal again, and you want to scream and cry and claw yourself open to show them you’re different. Your existence as a being wholly separate from whoever you “used to be” is a sin unto itself. All you can do is scrabble for life and to them, you’re killing whoever they loved to do it.

just. lots of fun in that concept, you know?

My dearest mutual you will not hide this in the tags

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donnovien:

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

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boag:

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

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president-queef:

sylferino:

sylferino:

sylferino:

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

• item 1                            1.94
• item 2                            1.94
• item 3                            0.50
• item 4                            0.32
• item 5                            1.00
• item 6                            1.00
• item 7                            0.72
• item 8                            0.69
• item 9                            2.00
• item 10                          5.87
• item 11                          1.00
• item 12                          1.36

subtotal:                                 18.34

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

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mugofsoup:

i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

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thvmuse:

Fictional men who have the “it’s ok to murder but it’s never ok to disrespect your wife” energy >>>>

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